Republican Pervert Arrested

TITUSVILLE - Republican state lawmaker "Kneeling" Bob Allen, who was charged with offering to perform oral sex for $20 on an undercover male police officer vowed Thursday to defend himself in court and said he would not resign from office."I am filing a not guilty plea. I am vigorously going to fight this.'' State Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chair of Republican presidential candidate John McCain's campaign in Florida, said at a news conference, "I am not resigning my office because the people elected me and want me to do a good blowjob. I am going to do a good blowjob for them in finishing this term. I may not be the biggest cocksucker in the Florida State Legislature, but I want to be the best cocksucker.''


Allen called his arrest "an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust on me and my family, like a big hairy penis.'' The lawmaker had sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state's prohibition on public sex. "I was just doing some research on how easy it is to give somebody a blowjob in a public place. I am not a faggot myself, but lots of my friends are cocksuckers." Allen choked up when he thanked his teabagger friends who had contacted him to offer their dildos and vibrators. Allen warned people not to jump to conclusions about what happened. "Just because I was arrested offering to give an undercover cop a blowjob doesn't mean that I would have done it. This was my first time. I am a virgin." Allen only spent a couple of hours in jail, so he is still a virgin for now and claims that he is saving himself for the right cop. "I prefer Highway Patrol. I fantasize about being pulled over by a Trooper and then being taken into the woods and forced to do things that would not be proper for a State Representative to talk about with the media. In case anyone wants to know, I am still cherry."


Allen said he could not offer any details about the arrest because of his legal strategy. "My legal strategy is to lie, mislead, and pretend this never happened. I am going to call on all my important political friends and see if the cop that arrested me can get a promotion in exchange for going on an extended vacation. Hopefully this case will be quietly dismissed in a few months." Asked if he could give a detailed statement, Blob said "If I actually tell the truth that would be stupid. Just because I got caught trying to give a cop a blowjob at a public park restroom doesn't mean that I am stupid." Allen says he is not a pervert. "It is not true. It is inaccurate and therefore, it's not guilty,'' Allen said of the case. Republican Party of Florida Chairman Jim Polemonkey said the matter would be addressed in a timely and appropriate matter. "While this is an extremely serious matter, the House of Representatives and the judiciary system have established a process to deal with situations of this nature. We Republicans are well-known hypocrites and lying scumbags. Our Republican Party is replete with degenerate perverts and Blob Allen is hardly a blip on our collective radar.''

Allen's arrest on Wednesday came days after a key Southern supporter of McCain opponent Rudy Giuliani, U.S. Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana, was identified as a client of a Washington, D.C., escort service."It just seems sad and tragic,'' Gov. Charlie Crist said Thursday when asked in Miami about Allen's arrest. Veteran's Memorial Park was under surveillance when Allen was seen coming in and out of a restroom three times, said police Lt. Todd Hutchinson. Allen, 48, then approached an undercover officer and was arrested after he reportedly said "Hey, can I suck your dick for $20? I will take out my dentures and gumm it for you." The Officer had a mild seizure and threw up after taking a good look at Blob Allen. Fortunately, the back-up units were able to conduct the arrest. Allen has been charged with solicitation for prostitution; which has a maximum penalty of one year in jail. Brevard County jail officials said Allen posted a $500 bond and offered to meet the young boys in Juvenile Hall to talk to them about good citizenship. While being transported to jail, Allen told WFTV Channel 9 that the situation was "a very big misunderstanding. I wanted to blow the guy for free. I never offered to pay him. He should be paying me. I am still a hot guy.'' Allen was elected to the Florida House in 2000.

Cuban Lawmaker accused of racial slur

Schools chief Rudy Crew said a state legislator called him racial epithets, and four public officials said they heard the lawmaker use such language.

TALLAHASSEE - State Rep. Ralph Arza, a top education leader in the Legislature, has repeatedly used racial epithets in English and Spanish to describe Miami-Dade's African-American schools superintendent, according to the schools chief himself and four public officials from the Miami-Dade area.

''They were very disparaging remarks made in a very, very ugly ethnic tone'' for more than a year, Superintendent Rudy Crew said Wednesday. Four other sources, both elected and appointed officials, some of whom are Republicans like Arza, told The Miami Herald they had heard the lawmaker use the language when talking about Crew.

Crew, who did not hear the remarks but relied on what he called ''a number'' of reports, and the four officials said Arza has repeatedly used the word ''nigger'' in English to refer to the schools chief. In Spanish, for which there is no direct translation, they said Arza called Crew a negro de mierda, using a word for excrement.

The four officials said they heard Arza's comments individually at different times over the past year, the most recent a few weeks ago in Tallahassee.
Crew said he is considering filing a complaint against Arza with the House Rules Committee, which governs lawmakers' conduct.

Arza, of Hialeah, denied using any disparaging language to describe Crew. He said he had ''no idea'' who would have said he made those statements, but added that he had heard ''rumors'' that Crew and others claimed he used the language.

''I'm shocked by it. I'm shocked. I have not spoken publicly against him. I have supported him publicly. He has a lot of good ideas,'' Arza said.
''In Spanish, the word negro is black. But it's not disparaging. I never said anything disparaging,'' Arza said.

Arza, chairman of the House's Pre K-12 Committee, and Crew say they're both dedicated to schools. And both agree on one thing: Neither feels the need to speak with each other about it. ''It's a rumor. It's false. There's nothing more to say,'' Arza said.

Said Crew: ''I really don't think that conversation would have been productive.'' And when he first heard of the alleged slur a year ago? ''I did not want to be confrontational about that,'' Crew said. "I thought the work itself was the greater part of valor and that it would fall by the wayside.''

Two of the sources who said they heard Arza use the ''N-word'' believed Arza was not really bigoted, but that he likes to ``talk tough and intimidate.'' Crew said he knew the job in Miami-Dade was tough. But he was surprised by Arza. ''I'm basically a street kid. But I know, there are some rules you never break,'' Crew said. "You don't ever cross that line, not in our schools, not in our government, not from our elected officials.'' (exerpt of story by MARC CAPUTO)

Arabs to control 21 ports & Coast Guard

While drug addict Rush Limbaugh claims that the United Arab Emirates are our friends and he endorses their control of the 21 U.S. Ports, the fact is that when the Arabs control those ports they also control the security. No more profiling of Arabs.

The UAE will also control the Coast Guard at each port, and the UAE will have access to the Coast Guard's emergency procedures, and other important information. Since the UAE will control the ports, they will also control the security of each port.

You can imagine that they will probably hire Arabs to do most of these jobs, if not all of the jobs. After all, an Arab company that is run by Arabs will probably hire or promote Arabs to all of the top positions at every port. You can bet that the UAE won't be using any Jews for important jobs.

All it takes is one terrorist infiltrating the management and/or security system of the UAE or any of the individual ports and they can do anything they want. They can easily bring weapons and terrorists into the U.S. on designated ships.

Here is an excerpt from UPI: "The Marine Transportation Security Act of 2002 requires vessels and port facilities to conduct vulnerability assessments and develop security plans including passenger, vehicle and baggage screening procedures; security patrols; establishing restricted areas; personnel identification procedures; access control measures; and/or installation of surveillance equipment.

Under the same law, port facility operators may have access to Coast Guard security incident response plans -- that is, they would know how the Coast Guard plans to counter and respond to terrorist attacks."