Front Running Phonies

Scooter Libby is writing a book about his life in politics. GW will be writing the clemency section.

Jesse Jackson isn't running for President again, but he is shaking down all the candidates like usual.

Fred Thomspon's main distinction is that he has allegedly had sex with all the women that have worked on Law & Order. His wife is a lot younger than him, and he carries a big wad of money in his wallet.

The odds-on favorite is Hillary right now. She has all the donation money from the big corporations, and all the connections.

She is willing to do whatever it takes to get the black vote.

If you don't vote for her she will assimilate you.

Barack Obama was born a Muslim and now he wants to be president. Money can buy anything in America.

Between a very corrupt woman with a long history of shady deals and a guy who is basically unknown, I would rather vote for Obama.

Senator John McCain and his evil dwarf, Senator Joe Lieberman are both Bush lapdogs. As long as other people are the ones getting killed, McCain and Lieberman will support any war. Like most politicians, their family members are not on the front line.

Rudy Giuliani saw 9-11 as a great opportunity to step up and be in the spotlight. Now he wants to be President. His two ex-wives disagree.

Al Gore used to get a lot of bad publicity, but he has re-made himself so to be more popular. He has also won an Oscar and an Emmy award for some documentary he produced about global warming. In other words, he has no chance of ever being elected.

The new Al Gore is an Academy Award winner!


John Kerry keeps floating around on the national scene like some turd that can't get flushed.

Who are you going to vote for? Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck are probably the best choices, but they aren't running.