Dog Bites Lawyer Tits

A Fort Lauderdale attorney has sued a Plantation family after he said their dog bit his right nipple. According to the suit, Billy Dickless needs the money to pay for medical treatment, loss of income and for general damages for pain, suffering, physical disfigurement and "loss of sexual comfort and desire. My wife refuses to suck my nipples now, she says they don't look right anymore. I used to have a very active sex life, and my hot body just looks disfigured now because my bitten nipple is pointing sideways. I can't perform sexually anymore, and I am seeing a therapist."

Dickless said he got attacked after he grabbed the dog off a girl who was bitten moments earlier. The suit, filed Monday, claims that Steven Bush, his wife, Cindy, and father, Ronald, are responsible for the March 3rd bite at Mizner Park, Boca Raton's dog park. Dickless is seeking damages of at least $15,000. He estimates in the suit that damages for medical treatment and for general lifetime damages for pain, suffering, physical disfigurement could reach $1 million. "I'm not a litigious person. I was just looking to do the right thing," said Dickless, 31, referring to him keeping Spazz, the 3-year-old terrier, off the girl. "I was just trying to protect this little girl. He was hurting her. She was screaming and crying.""I never, ever would pick up someone else's dog," he added.

Dickless said he was there with his dog when he saw Spazz attack the child and her puppy. Steven Bush took Spazz away but moments later the dog ran back and bit the girl's puppy and then her, Dickless said. Dickless grabbed Spazz off the girl and the dog bit him. But according to the Bushes, Dickless was at fault for grabbing their Jack Russell terrier during a doggie scuffle. Spazz was playing and running around during his first outing to the dog park at Military and Banyan trails, Steven Bush, 39, said. "He's a typical terrier. They tend to be active and can be territorial, but that's normal," Cindy Bush, 38, said of her adopted pooch.


At some point that morning, Spazz and some other dogs got into a tiff, which was quickly broken up. After a while the dogs got into it again."Then Billy Dickless decided to pick up my dog, and he in turn got bit on the nipple," Steven Bush said. "He was kind of like: 'Ow. That kind of hurt.' The Bushes said they didn't see blood on Dickless' shirt and he didn't appear to be seriously hurt. They assured Dickless that their dog was vaccinated and exchanged their information to fax him a copy of Spazz's records. "I got his business card, and that's when I saw he was a shyster," Steven Bush said. "He laid down for a few minutes and was shouting at people to call an ambulance, but everyone ignored him."


Dickless said it didn't happen that way. While still at the park, he asked the couple if the dog was vaccinated. They said yes, but Dickless didn't see a tag on Spazz and he wanted to make sure he was indeed vaccinated. So he gave them his card and asked them to send Spazz's vaccination records. Fearing for the worst, Dickless went to the Shriner's Hospital in Boynton Beach where he got shots. Two days later, Dickless got the records from the Bushes. Dickless wanted them to pay for his medical expenses, including a screening for STDs; but they never did. So he sued. The lawsuit claims Spazz bit Dickless without warning and that the dog had a habit of "viciously biting lawyers and vagrants." But Cindy Bush said Dickless grabbed her dog unexpectedly. Spazz hasn't bitten anyone before or since, said Bush, who adopted the dog a week before he bit Dickless. "We like Spazz. He's good. Any dog that bites a lawyer is special," Cindy Bush said. "We're glad Dickless got his shots, he looked like he had rabies."